Stephen Colbert on Chemtrails: Leans deny

The claim: Aircraft trails are secret chemical or biological spraying programs.

2013-12-09: “Maybe all those planes with contrails; maybe they're actually spraying chemicals up in the atmosphere right now and Uncle Sam isn't telling us.” source
2013-12-09: “That seems extremely likely to me,” Colbert declares, to an eruption of applause. “I think they might have your idea already.” source
2013-12-09: “What if the government is already doing this and not telling us about it?” source
2018-08-07: “bad news if you were planning an autumn wedding with the theme 'gay frog chemtrails,'” source
2025-04-03: “Maybe put a pause on your 5G chip JFK Jr. adrenochrome chemtrail orgy and jump in here cuz we’re fucking dying.” source